Its VALENTINES DAY!
This morning our boys woke up to simple brown bags that were decorated with hearts and ribbons and filled with some chocolate treats.
We don't go all out or anything for V-day but it is fun to express how much we love them with goodies and see their excitment!
My hubby surprised me with some beautiful multi colored roses!
With the rest of the world thinking about romance, roses, and smooches thought I would share some cute jokes that will tickle your child's funny bone today!
I am linking up with Sarah Beth @ His Loving Presence. You can too here
If you kids are anything like mine they will enjoy these silly and corny, Valentines jokes :-)
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.
What did the letter say to the stamp? You send me.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
What is a ram's favorite song? I only have eyes for ewe, Dear
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? Antelope.
Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an apple.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
What did the valentine card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places!
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day? I Love Ewe!
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours!
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!
What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day? I'm nuts about you!
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day? You're nuts so bad yourself!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend? You're fun to hang around with.
What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I love you a ton!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i's on you!
Frank you for being my friend!
Howard you like a big kiss?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Pooch your arms around me, baby!